clientsfromhell:

Client: ”I was thinking that I could pay you in Groceries.”

Me: (Laughter) “You’re joking right?”

Client: ”I don’t see what is so hilarious here sir.”

Me: ”I apologize, honestly sir, that is one of the most ridiculous methods of payment I have ever heard.”

Client: ”Really?  I think it is quite sane.”

Me: ”Well, are you talking about like a grocery store gift card?”

Client: ”No, I just came into the wealth of $300 of carrots and $450 of potatoes.”